I updated my blog again and this time the horoscope for today.
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Aquarius,There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces,Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virusYou are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries,The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colonTrade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus,You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
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Gemini,Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulenceYour love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest.
Cancer,The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mudTry not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test.
Leo,Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh noEat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik.
Virgo,All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for youExpect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick.
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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikelythat the relative position of the planets and the stars could havea special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictionsare all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would haveto be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.Where was I?
Libra,A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you.Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
Scorpio,Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open windowWork a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak.
Sagittarius,All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.
Capricorn,The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lyingIf I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.
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Whew hard work you know to type it out???(Nah i'm just joking lols) Seeing the lyrics isnt fun watch the vid it's right here>>>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oswv_8OI1R0
Hi all update about my most recent DoTA game here it is a final summary of the whole game. 